Sniffing Jesus: You Can Sniff the Body Odor of Jesus Too


You can sniff the body odor of Jesus if you have the gift of discerning of spirits says Jennifer Eivaz the Executive Pastor at Harvest Christian Center in Turlock, California. Apparently it can lead to a good laugh too. Jesus smells like laughing gas? She posted the below on Facebook.


Does this mean if I smell stale German beer and sausage some demon trying to mimic Martin Luther is after me?

This is pure nonsense and really doesn’t need further response. 


Kris Vallotton Inspired by Sylvester Stallone’s Survival by doing a Porn Movie


Kris Vallotton the Senior Associate Leader at Bethel Church in Redding, California, and cofounder of Bethel School of Supernatural Ministry said he found inspiration from Sylvester Stallone doing a porn movie to survive financially.

On 11-11-2017 Kris Vallotton shared a video from the Millionaire’s Sayings page on his own Facebook page. The video describes Sylvester Stallone’s struggles to succeed. In the video we’re told Stallone was so poor he did a porn movie to earn money. Kris Vallotton said he found this inspiring.



This is what happens when we esteem success over Christ. We end up finding inspiration in someone selling their body for sex. It shouldn’t surprise us that someone would esteem success over Jesus. Isaiah told us this would happen.

Isaiah 53:3 3He was despised and rejected[b] by men,
    a man of sorrows[c] and acquainted with[d] grief;[e]
and as one from whom men hide their faces[f]
    he was despised, and we esteemed him not.



The Simon the Sorcerer Mentality – Jennifer LeClaire and Jeremy Gibson


Jennifer LeClaire and Jeremy Gibson are helping to bring the mentality of Simon the sorcerer from Acts 8 right into the 21st century church.

In Acts 8 Simon the sorcerer acted like the work of the Holy Spirit was something he could own and control if only paid the right price. Peter rebuked him, and informed Simon that his heart was not in the right place.

18 Now when Simon saw that the Spirit was given through the laying on of the apostles’ hands, he offered them money, 19 saying, “Give me this power also, so that anyone on whom I lay my hands may receive the Holy Spirit.” 20 But Peter said to him, “May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could obtain the gift of God with money! 21 You have neither part nor lot in this matter, for your heart is not right before God. 22 Repent, therefore, of this wickedness of yours, and pray to the Lord that, if possible, the intent of your heart may be forgiven you. 23 For I see that you are in the gall of bitterness and in the bond of iniquity.” 24 And Simon answered, “Pray for me to the Lord, that nothing of what you have said may come upon me.” (ESV)

Jennifer LeClaire and Jeremy Gibson have the same mentality about the work of the Holy Spirit. They treat the Holy Spirit’s activity and anointing like a possession to be owned, or a good to be obtained if only you will pay a price. Here are two recent Facebook posts.



Notice the emphasis is on self. It’s as if the Holy Spirit is a product on the store shelves, up for purchase if only you will make the right sacrificial transaction.

Gibson and LeClaire have well recognized “ministries”, and they view those ministries as highly functional because they paid the price. You too can have a major ministry like their ministries if only you will pay for the Holy Spirit’s activity in the same way.

Should this be our mentality concerning the Holy Spirit?
“Hey I want to have an anointed ministry. How do I obtain that? Well I’ll just make the proper sacrificial transaction and purchase the Holy Spirit’s work.”

LeClaire and Gibson are not proposing to purchase the work of the Holy Spirit with money, but their attitude is fully congruent with Simon. Those who believe likewise need to be corrected so they can be granted repentance from God.


God Speaks Through AC/DC’s Money Talks? – The Pointe Church Fort Wayne, Indiana


When you’re at an official Sunday morning worship service can you expect God to speak to you in a real way through AC/DC’s song Money Talks? The Point Church in Fort Wayne, Indiana prayed to God, asking God to speak to people in a real way. Immediately after the prayer they played Money Talks by AC/DC.

The entire service can be viewed here.

Kat Kerr Moves Goalposts not Hurricanes


Kat Kerr would like you to believe she can move hurricanes, but really all she can move are her own delusional prophetic goal posts.

In a previous video she tried to convince us she could make the hurricane go off into the ocean. Then she must have observed Irma’s change in direction on her smartphone weather app. Instead of going off into the Atlantic, Irma took a turn west.

To save face Kerr uploaded a new video.

Now she says western Florida is in a drought and needs rain. She’s now giving the hurricane permission to bring needed rain to western Florida, but she’s not going to allow the hurricane to cause damage.

The idea that Christians can command the weather is nonsense. Yes Jesus did command a storm in Mark 4:39. Yes Jesus did say we’d do works like he did and greater in John 14:12. This does not mean we are given authority over the weather.

Jesus commanded the weather to show us that He is God, not to be an example of something we can do. This idea that we can command weather is not something the apostles taught or practiced. The apostles didn’t command good weather in Acts 17 to stop a famine. Paul didn’t command the weather to stop a storm in Acts 27.

Surely they would have commanded the famine to stop or the storm to cease if Jesus taught this nonsense. I doubt our modern day “apostles” have a corner on truth that inspired authors of scripture didn’t have.

Lance Wallnau Finger Shoots Hurricane Irma Commanding it to Wobble and Peesh


Lance Wallnau brought out his inward 6-year-old and decided to finger shoot Hurricane Irma, complete with sound effects. I have no idea if he asked someone to tie a cape around him.

Some people have this crazy idea that we can command storms to cease because Jesus commanded storms to cease. Jesus is God. We are not God. People who are not God cannot command storms to cease.


Most of us have a hard enough time putting the old Adam to death through the Holy Spirit. Do we really think we can blast large hurricanes away by simply finger shooting them?


Please ask God to grant you repentance if you believe in this messed up interpretation of scripture. Jesus is God, you are not God. Pray for the conversion of these false teachers, and that people would see this as total nonsense.

(You can view the full video from Wallnau here.)

God Speaks Through Double Egg Yolks


In a recent Facebook post, Pastor Jennifer Eivaz said God has been speaking to her through double egg yolks.


You can learn the amazing skills of hearing God speak through egg yolks if you attend the conference this October she’s speaking at with the inventor of the Sneaky Squid Spirit Jennifer LeClaire.


Does this really need further commentary? It’s nonsense. Period.