Prophetess Felly Wilson recently on Facebook revealed two new doctrines. She says we can command long slow lines to be speedier, and we can also command the prices on nice shoes to be cheaper.
Month: May 2017
Apostle JB Makananisa Repeatedly Slaps Woman During Deliverance Session
Apostle JB Makananisa of Charis Missionary Church repeatedly slapped a woman during one of his deliverance sessions. Watch the clips below and you can clearly hear audible slaps from his hand against her skin.
Watch the unedited video below.
Anointed Belly and Back Stomps? -Prophetess Mattie Nottage
What should you do if you’re a prophetess and your two red glory cloths protected by angels still can’t deliver the full impact of God’s anointing? Prophetess Mattie Nottage may suggest delivering some firm foot stomps to the belly or back of people privileged enough to come within the domain of such red glory cloths.
Check out the “anointed” stomps of the “prophetess” below, along with other clearly not anointed nonsense on her so called red glory cloths.
You can watch the original version in its entirety below
Steven Furtick Ad-libs “Worship” Song About Perry Noble
Steven Furtick ad-libbed a worship song about Perry Noble while introducing him after an emotionally charged time of worship.
Furtick said there was a word from God in the house, and then he broke out into a worship style ad-libbed song about Perry Noble. They spent a good time worshipping God with energy, then so easily transitioned into singing a song about Perry Noble. Are things really about God at Elevation Church, or more about using God as a ruse to praise men and pump egos?
Prophetic Teasing? – Jennifer LeClaire Jazzes Up the “Oracles of God”
Did you know the oracles of God need some teasing out? You know, a little suspense to get attention, because the living and active word of God isn’t powerful enough on its own.
Jennifer LeClaire believes God told her a new MEGA prayer movement will be started June 4th, 2017 on Pentecost Sunday. She spoke of how she’s been teasing out this latest revelation on a recent Facebook video.
Why do the oracles of God need teasing out? During the full video she acts as if she let the cat out of the bag beforehand. This is all really confusing and absurd.
Why would she even hint at a word God gave her, if God told her not to release it? Why would she retain a full word from the body of Christ if God told her to give it? Why is she treating the oracles of God like a consumer product that needs teasing out?
The answer to all of the above is because Jennifer LeClaire isn’t speaking forth any oracles of God. It’s her job to keep a constant stream of fresh “revelations” so her followers can keep being tossed about by every wind and wave she blows upon the body of Christ. She keeps her followers off balance with a constant stream of nonsense. It’s hard to call her on her Sneaky Squid Spirit fail, when one is distracted by some new absurdity.
Furtick’s Ego Survives Entire Sermon Without Crowd Triggered Endorphin Rush?
Did Steven Furtick’s ego and central nervous system survive an entire sermon without an audience triggered endorphin rush?
Before preaching on Coming Out of the Drought, Steven Furtick said he wanted to commit to teaching, and not engage in any hollering or wild stuff during his sermon. Could his ego survive a calm audience? How would his central nervous system react to an audience not pumping his system full of endorphins every two minutes? Did Furtick even live up to his commitment? Take a look below and decide for yourself.
Jennifer LeClaire’s Hypocritical Goofy Prophetic Pimping
Jennifer LeClaire is guilty of rank hypocrisy. On May 5, 2017 she was interviewed by Michael Brown on his show The Line of Fire.
Michael Brown asked Jennifer about her greatest concerns and encouragements concerning current trends in the charismatic movement. LeClaire said that honestly her greatest concerns have to do with some camps in the movement. She spoke against the goofy stuff going on, people using the prophetic for merchandising, people pimping for money, and people giving false prophetic utterances. LeClaire said all of that greatly concerns her.
She then said God spoke into her heart about a year ago concerning those things, and told her to speak directly into it. LeClaire said God told her to operate in the true prophetic and to model integrity. LeClaire has not followed the supposed directions God gave her. You can listen to that segment of the interview below.
LeClaire is guilty of the rankest of hypocrisy. I’ll give an example of blatant merchandising and pimping first, and then an example of the goofy.
In November of 2016 she claimed God gave her an urgent prophecy about Angels of the Abundant Harvest. She stated the prophecy was urgent, profound, and the body of Christ needed to hear it. Yet in order to hear the full prophecy, you had to purchase the book.
Posting things online is easy. If someone really believes God has an urgent message for the church, shouldn’t they just post the entire thing online, for free, that way most everyone can read and receive such an urgent word? The fact that you had to fork over money in order to receive the full urgent word from God proves LeClaire is involved in rank hypocrisy, and is engaged in prophetic merchandising and pimping, even though she claims God told her to speak against it. You can read the full account of her hypocrisy here.
Even though LeClaire claims God told her to speak against goofy things, she engages in really goofy things. On February 23, 2017 she wrote an article for Charisma titled When the Sneaky Squid Spirit Starts Stalking You.
There is nothing in the bible about a Sneaky Squid Spirit capable of stalking you. Some may suggest it’s valid because the bible doesn’t speak against such a thing. If that is the litmus test for what’s real concerning spiritual matters, then what’s to stop someone from saying there is a rainbow colored owl named Steve who wants to fill your mind with songs by Barry Manilow and Miley Cyrus?
Jennifer LeClaire is a goofy, merchandising, prophetic pimp of the highest order. She’s not the face of some shadowy minor segment in the charismatic movement. She’s literally a front and center influential face in the movement because she’s the senior editor of Charisma magazine.
People justifying this nonsense need a set of fresh eyes, and they need to repent. This isn’t a small percentage of people in the movement only brought into the light by bored bloggers. This is literally the public face of the movement. People should be ashamed of themselves for overlooking or trying to normalize this cancer that’s attempting to identify with Christianity.
T.D. Jakes Praises Depraved Conceited Prosperity Teacher who Knows Nothing – WARNING
SUMMARY
Christians should avoid any influence from the ministry and teaching of T.D. Jakes. We learn a lot about the theology, doctrine, and teaching of Jakes by the teachers he endorses. He endorsed Bill Winston who says Jesus died to pad our wallet and fill our bank account. Scripture clearly says such people know nothing, are conceited, puffed up, and have depraved minds and are deprived of the truth. Such a ringing endorsement from Jakes is a warning sign to keep away from Jakes.
EXPLAINED
On May 8, 2017, the Twitter account of T.D. Jakes promoted MegaFest 2017.
The Twitter account of T.D. Jakes describes this as a conference the entire family can enjoy. He is clearly giving the conference and those speaking at the conference a resounding endorsement.
This endorsement by Jakes should be a warning sign. His endorsement shows us the kinds of theology, doctrine, and teaching he supports.
For example, let’s look at Bill Wintson.
Bill Winston has written a book titled Redeemed From Poverty.
Winston claims Christians are exempt from poverty in his book.
As part of your redemptive right as a Born Again Believer, you are exempt from poverty. In this teaching on Redeemed from Poverty, you will find that you have available to you the material blessings of Abraham. You are an heir of Abraham, because you are the seed of Abraham according to Romans 4:13 through the righteousness of faith.
He’s saying freedom from poverty is part of the redemption Jesus accomplished on the cross. In other words, he’s saying, Jesus shed his blood and died so you can have more money in your wallet. This is the type of teacher T.D. Jakes is praising. Warning sirens about T.D. Jakes should be going off in your head right now.
This teaching cheapens the blood of Jesus. Did Jesus really die so our wallet could be padded and our bank account filled?
What does scripture say about teachers who say the Gospel is about increasing our material wealth?
Scripture says such people are puffed up with conceit, understand nothing, have depraved minds, and are deprived of the truth.
Teach and urge these things. 3 If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the soundb]”>[b] words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, 4 he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions, 5 and constant friction among people who are depraved in mind and deprived of the truth, imagining that godliness is a means of gain. 6 But godliness with contentment is great gain, 7 for we brought nothing into the world, andc]”>[c] we cannot take anything out of the world.8 But if we have food and clothing, with these we will be content. 9 But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. 10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs. 1 Timothy 6:2-10 (ESV)
Why is T.D. Jakes supporting a teacher who understands nothing, is puffed up with conceit, and has a depraved mind?
Let’s look further.
Does the lifestyle of an inspired author of scripture align with the false teaching that Jesus died so we wouldn’t be in poverty? Let’s look at what the apostle Paul experienced.
11 To the present hour we hunger and thirst, we are poorly dressed and buffeted and homeless, 12 and we labor, working with our own hands. When reviled, we bless; when persecuted, we endure; 13 when slandered, we entreat. We have become, and are still, like the scum of the world, the refuse of all things. 1 Corinthians 4:11-13 (ESV)
Paul said he was hungry, thirsty, poorly dressed, and homeless. Did Paul have a darkened mind that couldn’t grasp the truth that Jesus shed his blood so he could be rolling in money? I think we know the answer. We do know who has the darkened mind.
Let’s look at a scripture passage the know nothing, mind depraved false teachers use to support their nonsense. This video of Bill Winston will be our example.
” 13 Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us—for it is written, “Cursed is everyone who is hanged on a tree”— 14 so that in Christ Jesus the blessing of Abraham might come to the Gentiles, so that we might receive the promised Spirite]”>[e] through faith. Galatians 3:13-14
The know nothing, puffed up, conceited, depraved mind looks at the scripture above and thinks of the wallet and bank account. The blessing Jesus died for isn’t for lots of money, it’s the blessing of being reconciled to God through Jesus.
This endorsement by T.D. Jakes is not inconsequential. It tells us the type of theology, doctrine, and teaching he affirms. This should serve as a warning sign to all Christians to get away from any influence of T.D. Jakes in their life. This is a call to repentance for all who hold to this know nothing, conceited, depraved teaching. Ask God to grant repentance while you still have time.
The Anointing of Ease
Did you know God has a simple and easy way for you to get the life you really want? Would you be amazed to know God’s intent is for you to reclaim your life of ease through his blessings and promises? What if you could speak to the storms and trials of life and make them go away just like Jesus did to the storm in scripture?
V.K. Fields shows us how to achieve all of that in her man-centered book “The Anointing of Ease”.
She describes how having the life you really want is simple and easy, because you can generate results similar to Jesus.
Would you like for your life to be easier? It is simply a matter of your will, which should only be a reflection of His will. Everything you really need to know to have the life you really want is simple-and more times than not, it’s easy because you are a believer and a follower of Christ Jesus. Following Christ means that we study His life, follow His example, and generate results similar to His.
She gives the impression we can speak to the storms we face in life, and make them go away, just like Jesus did to the literal storm. She says that by following the example of Jesus we can make storms obedient to us.
Have you ever heard a sermon that sounded something like this? “If you are a child of God, you are either in the middle of a storm, coming out of a storm, or going into a storm.” Ironically, the example we are given in the Bible is of Jesus resting during the storm and awaking only to silence the storm. He said, ‘Peace, be still.’ He did not fear the storm, worry about the storm, or curse the storm. He spoke to the storm, and the storm responded in obedience to His words and to His will. That is our example. When we follow His example, we should also get His results.
Your life should not be defined by the storm, because the storm is subject to you and your authority through Christ Jesus. In The Anointing of Ease, author V.K. Fields shares how to reclaim God’s original intent for your life of ease through His blessings and promises.
How does she measure up to scripture?
Jesus said we would have tribulation in the world.
I have said these things to you, that in me you may have peace. In the world you will have tribulation. But take heart; I have overcome the world.”
John 16:33 (ESV)
As it is written,
“For your sake we are being killed all the day long;
we are regarded as sheep to be slaughtered.”Romans 8:36 (ESV)
He also said Christians groan inwardly, feeling the pain of creation.
And not only the creation, but we ourselves, who have the firstfruits of the Spirit, groan inwardly as we wait eagerly for adoption as sons, the redemption of our bodies.
Romans 8:23 (ESV)
Did Paul experience a life of ease? Was he able to make his storms go away?
To the present hour we hunger and thirst, we are poorly dressed and buffeted and homeless,
1 Corinthians 4:11 (ESV)
Paul described himself as hungry, thirsty, poorly dressed, buffeted, and homeless. Did he simply fail to use his authority as a believer to make his life easier?
Of course not. We all know such an assertion is total nonsense, just like this book from V.K.Fields.
Need Victory? Don’t Pray, Flaunt Your Riches – SEER 1 (Prophet Anointed Andrew)
Would you expect an anointed prophet of God to tell you not to pray, but rather to flaunt your riches in order to gain victory? “Prophet” Anointed Andrew also known as SEER1 is the prophet for you if your answer is yes.
A recent Facebook post encourages his followers not to pray, but instead to dress well if they want victory over their enemies.
Why get on your knees and seek strength from Christ in your time of weakness? Seek peace in prayer to guard your heart and mind? No way! Just put on your best watch, best shoes, and dangle the keys to your fancy car, that’s all you need.
6 do not be anxious about anything, but in everything by prayer and supplication with thanksgiving let your requests be made known to God. 7 And the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Philippians 4:6-7 (ESV)
Who are we to listen to? Our “anointed” SEER1? Scripture?
Is Not Satire 