Todd Bentley Defeated Bald Dalai Lama Spirit and Entered the Third Heaven with help from Bob Jones

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Todd Bentley tells of a time he was attempting to ascend to the third heaven with his inner spirit man, but a bald Dalai Lama spirit blocked his way. Bentley says the prophet Bob Jones showed him how to defeat the bald Dalai Lama spirit so he could get to the third heaven.

Is this Christianity or some demonic eastern mystical religion?

Full video here.

Dr. Michael Brown Says the Holy Spirit Can Cause Staggering, Convulsing, Laughter, and Falling

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You know all of that weird stuff we’ve observed Heidi Baker doing in various videos? Dr. Michael Brown might attribute that to the Holy Spirit. In the video below you’ll observe Dr. Brown saying the Holy Spirit can cause convulsing, staggering, laughter, and falling.

Sources

“The Spirit is not a showman; He is a Sanctifier. He may cause us to weep or laugh or stagger or fall.”

https://askdrbrown.org/library/holy-presence-and-word-fire

Michael Brown Message to PFT

Heid Baker.

Dr. Michael Brown Tiptoes Around Trinity – Modalism – Oneness Pentecostalism

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Dr. Michael Brown tiptoed around the topic of oneness pentecostalism, the Trinity, and modalism in my opinion when he was asked about the issue during his Line of Fire broadcast on 01-23-2018. I think his attempt to be graceful on the topic, resulted in Brown being unclear during his explanation. I don’t know how to describe what he said accurately. I don’t want to slander him by putting words in his mouth. You can listen and decide for yourself.

In my opinion it sounds like he’s saying that belief in the triune nature of God isn’t necessarily salvific, and that some of the finer points between oneness pentecostals and trinitarians are legitimately debatable issues, which allow both sides to remain within the realm of orthodoxy. If that’s what he’s saying, I strongly disagree.

Near the end he says modalism is heresy. He seems to be trying to draw a distinction between modalism, and what the oneness pentecostals believe. Most would say you can’t split that hair, that in fact, it’s the same hair. By drawing a distinction, I think he’s attempting to put oneness pentecostals within the realm of orthodoxy. If that is what he’s trying to do, I believe he’s wrong.

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Listen around 1:33. Brown clearly acknowledges that oneness pentecostals do not believe in God’s tri-unity. In my opinion, if you can’t call that heresy, that’s very concerning. I don’t know how he can draw a distinction between what he said they believe and what modalists believe.

Around 5:07 Brown tries to put errors on this issue on the same level as errors on debatable/non-essential issues. I don’t think this kind of error is on the same level.

I think he’s trying to smuggle oneness pentecostalism into orthodoxy by pulling a false distinction out of his hat.

I appreciate his graciousness in acknowledging the potential for true believers to possibly exist in really bad churches, as an exception to the normal. Unfortunately I think he goes too far when he blurs the lines between essential differences and non-essential differences.

The triune nature of God is an essential doctrine that hits at the very core of who God is. It can’t be swept under the rug as a minor error.

 

Sniffing Jesus: You Can Sniff the Body Odor of Jesus Too

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You can sniff the body odor of Jesus if you have the gift of discerning of spirits says Jennifer Eivaz the Executive Pastor at Harvest Christian Center in Turlock, California. Apparently it can lead to a good laugh too. Jesus smells like laughing gas? She posted the below on Facebook.

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Does this mean if I smell stale German beer and sausage some demon trying to mimic Martin Luther is after me?

This is pure nonsense and really doesn’t need further response. 

Man Takes Laptop out of Sleeve – Man Walks by Bearded Man – Hillsong Conference Highlights

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Taking a laptop out of a sleeve, and walking by a bearded man are official highlights from the Hillsong conference this year. No seriously, it’s a barn burner of a time. Clips from an official Hillsong conference highlight video. Check out the video below.

This is just good for a chuckle to me. Maybe the problem is trying too hard to be cool, and forgetting that words mean things?

Original Facebook post here.

Hand Over Church to Millionaires & Trust in Riches – Michael Chitwood’s Depraved Mind

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Millionaires need to take our churches back so America can dream again according to a Facebook post from Michael Chitwood the lead person of a ministry called Potential Church.

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Chitwood directs us to look to riches as a reason for hope. Scripture directs us away from hoping in riches.

1As for the rich in this present age, charge them not to be haughty, nor to set their hopes on the uncertainty of riches, but on God, who richly provides us with everything to enjoy. 1 Timothy 6:17 ESV

Scripture also says those viewing godliness as a means of gain have a depraved mind and are deprived of the truth.

Teach and urge these things. If anyone teaches a different doctrine and does not agree with the sound[b] words of our Lord Jesus Christ and the teaching that accords with godliness, he is puffed up with conceit and understands nothing. He has an unhealthy craving for controversy and for quarrels about words, which produce envy, dissension, slander, evil suspicions, and constant friction among people who are depraved in mind and deprived of the truth, imagining that godliness is a means of gain. But godliness with contentment is great gain, for we brought nothing into the world, and[c] we cannot take anything out of the world.But if we have food and clothing, with these we will be content. But those who desire to be rich fall into temptation, into a snare, into many senseless and harmful desires that plunge people into ruin and destruction. 10 For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs. 1 Timothy 6:2-10 ESV

People like Chitwood need to call upon God and ask God to grant them repentance so they trust in what Jesus did for them, and not in riches.

If you believe in teachings like Chitwood’s please understand it’s not biblical, but is rather worldly and depraved. I used to believe in this nonsense too, but God was gracious enough to open my eyes to the truth and grant repentance. Call upon God, he’s more than willing to forgive and change your mind and heart too.

Prophet SEER 1 Kills Mermaid “Mommy Water” Responsible for Local Accidents

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Prophet SEER 1 killed a mermaid named Mommy Water. He claims God told him she was responsible for local road accidents and deaths.

His Facebook post.

A MUST READ.

I DON’T know what you will do if you don’t read this short story.

Please stop what you are doing and read this.

I was invited to go and minister in Solwezi, when i got there i was told that the amount of road accident happening there was terrible.

The following day was the crusade, “the largest crusade” ever in Solwezi.

Immediately i climbed the pulpit to minister, God opened my eyes and i saw a very big mermaid “mommy water” swimming a river far away from the crusade ground and God said to me, this is the woman responsible for death in this city go and destroy her.

It shook the whole Solwezi as i stood down from the pulpit and requested for the police and the whole congregation to escort to the river.

Guess what! When we got there here she was, a huge mermaid, swimming round the river, even with the loud noise of the multitude that got there before me she didn’t shake, she didnt disappear.

Immediately i approached the river she hurriedly swam away and God said she is dead.

Power met power, the lesser one ran away.

I don’t know who you are tonight, but one thing i can assure you tonight is that immediately you Type Fire and share this post, anything behind your problem shall disappear by fire in Jesus name.

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He also promises if you type fire and share his post your problems will disappear by fire in Jesus name.

The absurdity speaks for itself. Pray for this man to repent and for his followers to have their eyes opened wide.

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Holy Ghost Schnockered? Who is Heidi Baker’s God?

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Summary of Video Contents

*Heidi Baker prays for her God to get people Holy Ghost schnockered in church.
*Heidi Baker’s God makes people lose their sense of awareness in church.
(God calls us to be sober minded, and his fruit is self-control. 1 Pet 4:7, Gal 5:23, 2 Tim 1:7)
*Heidi Baker’s God creates chaos in church.
(God wants church done decently and in order. 1 Cor 14:40)
*Heidi Baker speaks in tongues without interpretation in church.
(God wants says only speak in tongues in church if someone interprets. 1 Cor 14:27-28)
*Heidi Baker’s God slams people to the hard ground repeatedly in church causing literal bruising from head to toe.
(Sounds more like the work of a demon. “While he was coming, the demon threw him to the ground and convulsed him.” Luke 9:42 ESV)