Jennifer LeClaire decided to warn the church about bloodsucking Christian chameleon vampires. You’ll soon find out she was warning us about herself.
Full video here.
Get Your Cheatin’ Boyfriend Back and Other Odd Prayers by MrPastor77
Onesi Callie known also as MrPastor77 has a vast index of prayers on Youtube and his website. He prays for someone’s boyfriend to quit hating her in one of his prayers. Apparently there are evil spirits that cause boyfriends to dump their girlfriends.
Father God, the Father of Abraham, Isaac, Jacob in Israel, the Father of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Father God, we ask you right now to see to it that you will bind up the evil spirit of hatred that has been operating in this female Child’s boyfriend, who she is planning to marry, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Father God, we ask you right now to see to it that you will set her free, set him free, Father God, from this evil spirit of hatred that has been causing him to hate his girlfriend, your female Child, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth. Father God, he has been repelling away from her, he has stopped calling her.
Father God, he has mentally broken up with her and, most likely, it came because of some other women who have been chasing or have come to ruin this relationship. Father God, see to it that you remove these women out of his life so that he won’t have any distractions and so that he can focus on your female Child only and love her only, in the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
He had to create this video to verify that it was indeed him holding the camera in his bathroom with the shower curtain behind him.
Here he gives some information on himself and his beliefs.
Listen For Whispers From Angels Says USCAL Apostle Leader Dale C. Bronner
Dale C. Bronner is listed as an associate convener for the US Coalition of Apostolic Leaders. The International Coalition of Apostolic Leaders also mentions that position on their page.
On January 31, 2018 Apostle Dale C. Bronner posted an image on his Facebook page encouraging his followers to listen to the whisper of angels for inspiration.
Apparently what’s in scripture isn’t enough. This false apostle is encouraging people to become dislodged from Christ.
Colossians 2:18 Let no one disqualify you, insisting on asceticism and worship of angels, going on in detail about visions,[d] puffed up without reason by his sensuous mind, 19 and not holding fast to the Head, from whom the whole body, nourished and knit together through its joints and ligaments, grows with a growth that is from God.
Chris Rosebrough Dismantles Dr. Michael Brown’s and NARs Omeneutic Regarding an End Time Revival Prophecy
Chris Rosebrough did an amazing job of dismantling a hermeneutic used by the NAR and MIchael Brown that predicts a major end time revival. I’m going to call their hermeneutic Omeneutics, because they look for vague patterns in scripture along with the dates significant people die as a way to somehow foretell what God is about to do.
Check out his podcast here, and use it to arm yourself so you can also dismantle Omeneutics.
God Lets You See Rich People so You Can See What God Wants You to Become Says Kris Vallotton
Kris Vallotton of Bethel Redding just taught the principle that God lets us see rich people so we can see what God wants us to become. The overarching principle that he was teaching is that we can only become what we behold.
Vallotton grossly mangles 1 John 3:2
2 Beloved, we are God’s children now, and what we will be has not yet appeared; but we know that when he appears[a] we shall be like him, because we shall see him as he is.
He strips this passage of its overarching gospel message of future hope, and reengineers it into a mind science doctrine of man. The Satanic mind science religions teach that if you want something you have to first create a vision of it in your mind, and then what you behold in your mind becomes a reality.
This is a doctrine and tradition of man and is not found in scripture.
Original video here.
Anointed Mouth Farting Sends 12 Angels on a Back Healing Mission
Prophetess Mattie Nottage used her power of anointed mouth farting to dispatch 12 angels to heal backs.
Full video here.
Randy “The Apostle of Pain” Clark Asks God to Literally Painfully Electrocute and Touch People
Randy “The Apostle of Pain” Clark often asks God to electrocute people, and has even asked God to cause people to have pain in their hands. Randy Clark is recognized as an apostle by Apostle G Maldonado and has spoken at Voice of the Apostles.
Original videos below.
Anointed Man Cuddling Is Back – Leif Hetland – Man Cuddling Returns to the Church in the Seated Position
When I first started this blog I had an entry titled Glory of God Causes Man Cuddling? Prophetess Adele Gray .
The entry received a few thousand views, which surprised me because at the time, this was a very new blog. The idea of man cuddling was far off in the review mirror of my memory. It’s almost been two years. But then today I saw a post by Leif Hetland.
It appears that the man cuddling has returned to the church. This time in the seated position.
Pay the Price for a Ministry and Anointing Says Jennifer LeClaire
Apostle Jennifer LeClaire shared a link to an old article about being willing to pay a price for the anointing so you can have a ministry.
On March 14, 2018, just a few days ago, I actually wrote a satire entry about this very thing titled How to Get God to Do Tricks for You so You Can Be a False Apostle, Prophet, Evangelist, Pastor, Teacher (SATIRE)
The gist of the idea is that for these types of people, ministry is mostly about you. It’s about your ability to have a ministry and influence. These twisted man-centered people need God to show up and do tricks so that people keep showing up, so that their ministry can exist. Here is an excerpt from LeClaire’s article.
I had hit a wall. My ministry—and influence—was growing by leaps and bounds. I was breaking through and into new territory left and right. I was seeing increase on all sides. But something was wrong. I was at a breaking point. One of the issues was that my ministry had outgrown its intercessory prayer covering, but there was more.
Notice how it’s all about the furtherance of HER ministry. It’s all about influence, and gaining new territory.
Notice below how LeClaire talks about God wanting to amplify her voice.
See, there was a higher price to pay to go where God was taking me next. This time, it wasn’t about what the enemy was stealing or what I was losing. It was about what God wanted to give me. It was about the spiritual gifts He expected me to steward, how He wanted to amplify my voice in the next season, the new assignments He had in mind—and what I’d have to give up to go there.
Are You Willing to Pay the Price?
The fact that a price has to be paid by the person to do certain stuff, indicates how this is essentially man-centered. In scripture God gave out his gifts and callings for free. Why? Because God was fulfilling his plan. Why do people like LeClaire talk about having to pay a price? Because they want a ministry for themselves, and they need God to do tricks for them, so people will show up and validate their ministry.
Maybe you want to do ministry for God. That’s a noble desire. Please make sure you’re really doing it for God. And when I say make sure it’s about God, I mean don’t use “it’s all about God” as a white-wash front for really making it all about you.
God gives out his gifts freely. You don’t have to pay a price for them. When you find yourself wondering about what price you have to pay in order to have a ministry, please pause, evaluate, and recognize that you’re coming from a flawed starting point. Don’t make the same error as Simon in Acts, where he wanted a way to earn God’s power so he could do all of the tricks.
The Owl Anointing – Owl Anointed Cake Reaches Gay Person for God
Kathie Walters claims God made her say owl for ten minutes straight, and then was given a revelation about the owl anointing. A friend told her to watch some Kris Vallotton teachings on the owl anointing. She also tells us how God anointed a painting with the owl anointing and reached a gay person.
Original video here.
Is Not Satire 