March 2018 – Page 4 – Is Not Satire

Making Lou Engle’s Art Realistic (Satire)

Lou Engle decided to release some art of himself on Facebook.

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I like my art to be realistic, so I had to adjust it a bit. I hope you enjoy my artistic interpretation of Lou.

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Dr. Michael Brown Endorses NAR Apostle Joseph Mattera’s New Book

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Dr. Michael Brown has just endorsed a book written by NAR Apostle Joseph Mattera (Yes he’s really NAR. This isn’t even a stretch. Mattera calls for a new apostolic reformation. Point three in the article linked.) called The Divided Gospel.

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He also received an endorsement from Lance Wallnau

Joseph Matter is listed as an apostle by The International Coalition of Apostolic Leaders, and is the Convener of US Coalition of Apostolic Leaders.

The endorsements from Brown and Wallnau seem a bit contradictory.

And while he does not endorse a dominionist theology in which the church takes over the world, he does call us to be Kingdom-minded believers as we seek to fulfill the Great Commission and advance the Kingdom of God.

Joseph opens up both eyes and shows us a gospel not just for individuals but for rulers and nations. This book is a guide to the lost gospel of the Kingdom and a message to the lost kings of the gospels.

Brown says Mattera is not endorsing a dominionist theology where the church takes over the earth, but Wallnau says this is about getting the gospel to rulers and nations.

Let’s take a look and see if Mattera has shades of dominionism.

He did write a Charisma article on seven reasons he’s not a Christian dominionist.

Here is the book description on Amazon for Ruling in The Gates: Preparing the Church to Transform Cities. (Yeah that doesn’t sound dominionist at all.)

Revival isn’t enough! This bold declaration marks a new call to action for Christians: Take your God-given position in the earth and begin facilitating the reign of Jesus Christ in every walk of life. Dr. Joseph Mattera issues this call based on sound biblical interpretation and the conviction that the Church must fulfill her role before the return of Jesus. God intends for the Gospel to permeate every realm of creation. So, in the next move of God, apostles and prophets will be involved in every facet of society, not just the Church. Only the Gospel has the blueprint for a healthy society, so true ministers of God strategically placed in every domain must lead the way for reform. Get ready to possess the land and rule in the gates. Discover your divine purpose on earth and learn how to prepare for the next move of God.

He wrote an article for 7CulturalMountains.com Can the Post-Election Church Win Back the Culture?

Apostle Joseph Mattera also considers himself as part of a new apostolic reformation.

3. Recognizing the apostolic can also help usher in a new apostolic reformation

Some proponents of the apostolic say it is evident the old way of doing things through hierarchical denominationalism is dead or dying (with the exception of Pentecostal denominations, like the Assemblies of God, most denominations are on the decline). By recognizing apostolic ministry we could further accelerate the apostolic reformation that is based on the galvanization of covenantal, voluntary associations of pastors and leaders in regions irrespective of denominational affiliations for the sake of reaching cities and nations.

This reformation recognizes visionary leaders in each region that God has anointed to unite the Body of Christ and bring societal change. Often denominational bishops and/or superintendents are just gifted administrators without the leadership capacity to galvanize churches to reach a city or nation. Recognizing apostolic leadership (irrespective of denominational affiliation) can remove this bottleneck and release the authority and power of the Kingdom of God in a city!

It’s interesting that Dr. Michael Brown has endorsed a book by the leader of a major apostle sending organization, when he seemed oblivious to the New Apostolic Reformation.

How to Get God to Do Tricks for You so You Can Be a False Apostle, Prophet, Evangelist, Pastor, Teacher (SATIRE)

Do you have a desire to be a false apostle, prophet, pastor, evangelist, pastor or teacher? Having a hard time getting the false ministry to ignite? Yes? Well I have some helpful tips for you.

In order to have a successful false ministry you need God to show up and do weird things. What weird things? You need God to make them fall over, laugh, roll on the floor as if they’re on fire, and even electrocute them in a baptismal.

You could just preach about repentance and the forgiveness of sins, but everyone knows that’s not real revival or breakthrough. Without special tricks from God, repentance and forgiveness are less than window dressing.

Every successful leader of a heretical false ministry knows there is a price to pay in order for God to show up and do his tricks.

Todd White is a perfect example. He once got God to show up and electrocute people in a baptismal for him. All because he paid a price.

What’s that I’m sensing from you? Oh, you’re starting to wonder, but isn’t ministry about serving God? Oh, you silly n00b.

Ministry is all about you, you, YOU! Luckily God is all about making things about you, but only if you’ll pay a price.

Bill Johnson of Bethel Redding was given a cool ministry because he was willing to pay a price. One time God came and paralyzed him, and Bill consented. The result? A super swag false ministry where God comes and does a lot of tricks.

Remember, ministry isn’t about answering God’s call and serving him, it’s about having a desire for a ministry, then finding what price you must pay to have it.

Dr. Michael Brown’s Citizenship in Sid Roth-Iscam – Using Direct Revelation to Scam and Move Product

New improved video proof. Dr. Michael Brown is a full citizen of Sid Roth-Iscam, because he used a claim of direct revelation from God to scam and sell his product on Roth’s show, just like all of the other scammers on Roth’s show.

Links to original videos.

Dr. Michael Brown on Sid Roth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDpo0pFtvME

The prophetic twins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgv8t_A1Q14

The super prayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-i7P0yMu_8

Tongues – Cessationism – AD 70 – Temple Destruction – A Theory

DESTRUCTION OF TEMPLE ANTICIPATED IN THREE GOSPELS CONCLUSION

Dr. Michael Brown’s Apparent Double Standard on But They Love the Lord and Correcting People

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Dr.Michael Brown appears to be inconsistent when he plays his but they love the Lord card, in regards to correcting Christians when they’re in extreme error.

Full clip here.

The Fringe: Episode 2 – Put Oil on Your Boots for Success – God’s New Rumba Dance Step – LeClaire’s Breakthrough Block Party

Put Oil on Your Boots for Success – Sid Roth Show
Jennifer Leclaire’s Breakthrough Block Party
God Will Do a New Dance Step Called the Rumba – Jerame Nelson