Carbonated Favor from God – Apostle Melvin Thompson III

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Apostle Melvin Thompson III believes God gave him double for his distress because he received two sodas for the price of one from a malfunctioning vending machine.

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What about the vending machine owner? He lost profit. Shouldn’t an apostle of Jesus possibly find a way to give the vending machine owner his money back instead of claiming an extra soda as a sign of God’s favor?

Apostle Axel Sippach claims Thompson as a son. In a Facebook post he promotes supposed downloads from heaven received during messages with Thompson.

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I’m glad the body of Christ now knows about the  realm of heavenly blessings given through malfunctioning vending machines.

Rest assured, if you have a huge series of troubles and distresses in life, God will be sure to double it by giving you a free soda from a broken vending machine. If you’re a vending machine owner just consider any lost profits as a sign God has opened a heavenly portal in your business and is blessing people with free carbonated beverages.

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